December 2009
128 posts
2244.)
Today, in science, we were reading out loud. I had to read a part that said organism. I read it as “organism” not “orgasm” . MLIAA
2243.)
Today, I didn’t go to class even though we’re graded on attendance. I get a free pass, though, so it’ll be fine. MLIAA
2242.)
Today, I bought a packed of 24 chocolates instead of an advent calander because it was cheaper for the same amount of chocolate. MLIAA
2241.)
Today, I didn’t know how to do a problem on my chemistry homework, and I felt stupid. When I got to class, no one knew how to do the problem. I felt less stupid. MLIAA.
2240.)
Today, my stomach growled quite loudly while I was in class, and the person next to me looked over. I was embarrassed so I acted like I didn’t notice. MLIAA
2239.)
Today, I got out of the shower and was wet. I used my towel to dry off. MLIAA
2238.)
It is 2:15 in the morning. I am doing homework. It makes me sad that this is a normal occurrence. It’s my own fault though. MLIAA.
2237.)
Today, I learned that “anyways” is not a word. I’ll still use it anyways. MLIAA
2236.)
Today, I watched the Food Network for four hours with no intention to cook any of the recipes I saw. MLIAA
2235.)
Today, I had half a beer. I didn’t really like it so I stopped drinking it. After brushing my teeth and eating Tic-Tacs, I still have a beer aftertaste in my mouth. It’s kind of unpleasant. MLIAA
2234.)
Today I was substituting for 7th grade. One of the girls had a Twilight poster and asked me if I liked Twilight. I replied that I had a friend who was a fan, though I hadn’t read the books myself, but I thought anything that got more kids to read was good. MLIAA.
2233.)
Today, I talked on the phone with a friend I haven’t seen in a long time. He told me that we have to hang out soon, I agreed, but I know we won’t. MLIAA
2232.)
Today, I was playing guitar and noticed my strings needed to be changed. I went to the music store, bought some new ernie ball strings, came back home, and was too lazy to change them. MLIAA
2231.)
Today, I was sitting in Physics class. As I thought about how concepts in that class didn’t always match up with my common sense. For a few seconds, I wondered if I was the next Isaac Newton, and everyone else was wrong. I was wrong. MLIAA Editor’s Note: That’s exactly why I dropped that class.
2230.)
Today I turned on the TV and saw a special about Tiger Woods cheating on his wife. All the reporters were being super serious and were very offended. I don’t understand why they all care so much about something that’s none of their business. MLIAA
2229.)
Today while walking to class, I thought of something I needed to pick up at the grocery store. Now I can’t remember what it was. MLIAA
2228.)
Today, I was eating something sweet and my friend made me laugh which made my cheeks hurt really bad so I had to stop smiling for a while. MLIAA
2227.)
Today, a friend of mine asked if my mother’s phone number is “867-5309”. My mother’s name is Jenny. I rolled my eyes and told the friend they weren’t funny. MLIAA.
2226.)
Today, I shouted “28 days!” Someone corrected me and said, “There’s only 23 days until Christmas.” I informed him I am capable of counting and that my birthday is twenty eight days from now. MLIAA
2225.)
Today, my teacher cracked a joke. I doubt he’s the best teacher ever, but he’s still a good one. MLIAA
2224.)
Today, I went to the bathroom two more times than usual. I didn’t need to; I just wanted to use my new soap that smells really good. MLIAA
2223.)
Today, when someone wrote “OLAAA” at the end of their post, I thought that the three A’s looked like snow-capped mountains. Now I’m wondering why I never noticed this when there are only two A’s. MLIAA (which still doesn’t look like a mountain range to me).
2222.)
Today I was typing “in my own accent” and accidentally typed “owl accent”. I wish I had an owl accent. I don’t though so I corrected my mistake. MLIAA
2221.)
Today I read a message from my boss and realised I was reading it in my head in an English accent. This happens everyday because I am British and so read everything in my own accent. MLIAA
2220.)
Today, I started bleeding non-stop. But it’s okay, I’m used to it, and I have plenty of pads and tampons. MLIAA
2219.)
Today I hung out with the guy I really like. It wasn’t any different than any other day, because he is my boyfriend. MLIAA
2218.)
I sometimes spell words wrong on purpose just to keep my spell-check on it’s toes. MLIAA
2217.)
Yesterday my roommate and I were bored so we decided to go grocery shopping. I convinced him to buy bacon flavored chocolate so we could try it. The first piece wasn’t that bad, but after the second piece I felt like I was going to be sick. Don’t buy bacon flavored chocolate. MLIAA
2216.)
Today, I stayed home from school. I’m not sick, I just didn’t want to go. MLIAA
2215.)
Today I looked up what an aphorism is for my English class. MLIAA.
2214.)
Today I took a geometry test, we were given about 40 minutes, I finished in 15. I was one of the very firsts to finish, but I waited until other people finished before turning mine in. MLIAA.
2213.)
Today, I got a quiz back and I had gotten a question wrong. I argued with the teacher but she wouldn’t change it. MLIAA.
2212.)
Today, I went on omegle for the first time. I said hi, but before the other person had a chance to respond, I decided that the concept of omegle kind of creeped me out, so I exited the page. MLIAA
2211.)
Today, I noticed that I missed the first day of my advent calendar. I’m okay with this because it means I get an extra chocolate today. MLIAA
2210.)
Today, I bought a sweatshirt from a store without trying it on first. It fits fine. MLIAA
2209.)
Today I noticed my lips were chapped, so I drank some water because chapped lips are a sign of slight dehydration. My lips healed soon afterwards. MLIAA.
2208.)
Today I heard a Lady GaGa song for the first time. I’m not impressed. MLIAA.
2207.)
Today, I had to change my trousers, so I just slipped them off over my shoes, because I was feeling too lazy to tie them again. MLIAA
2206.)
Today, I accepted some random follow request on Twitter, just so I would have 20 followers. An acceptable number. MLIAA
2205.)
Today is a bad hair day. MLIAA
2204.)
Today, I am tired. Maybe I should have slept last night instead of watching White Collar episodes and drooling over the hot guy in it. Oh, well - sleep can wait. MLIAA
2203.)
Today, I put my pants in the dryer so that when I put them on they would be warm. MLIAA
2202.)
Last night, I was watching Jeopardy. They had a “That’s What She Said” category. I laughed to myself. MLIAA.
2201.)
Today, I tried to write my philosophy essay. I tried to focus by putting mini oreo’s down the page so when I reached a certain point on the page, I would eat the oreo. It didn’t work, my word count is still at 2 and all the oreos mysteriously dissappeared. MLIAA
2200.)
Today someone called my phone to see if I was awake. I wasn’t, but the ringtone on my phone woke me up so I said I was. This happens a lot. MLIAA
2199.)
Yesterday, when I was walking out of the physics student lounge, I covered the “g” on the door’s sign with my finger. I like the idea of a “Physics Learnin’ Center,” so I giggled a little.
2198.)
Today and over the last few days I’ve been trying to grow a beard because I think it would make me look rugged and handsome. But today the halfbeard was really itchy so I shaved it off. This happens regularly. MLIAA
2197.)
Today, I was taking vitamin C. I felt a little bit under the weather so I took 3 even though the bottle said to take 2. Nothing happened. MLIAA.
2196.)
Today, I stayed up late. I’ll have a hard time getting up later, but I will anyway. MLIAA Editor’s Note: That’s what I thought, and then I ended up sleeping through my alarm this morning.
2195.)
Tonight my friends and I were walking down a flight of stairs in the dark. We all had difficulties with that last step. I thought there was one more and one friend thought there was one fewer and one just took a really long time. We all surivived though. MLIAA (or should it be OLAAA, our lives are actually average?)